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July Creative Challenge Day 11, Parting Thoughts

endings

Well, if yesterday took a look at famous opening lines, I have to do famous ending lines today, don’t I? So… beware of SPOILERS!!! Here are the last lines to some famous novels, and some of my favorites. Please comment with your own faves.

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July Creative Challenge, Day 10: First Impressions

Openings

A well crafted first sentence is a work of art. It is the gateway to a good novel… a treasure to roll around on your tongue … the road map for the next 300 pages. I recently came across the American Book Review’s “100 Best First Lines From Novels” which got me thinking about some of my own favorites. This is, by no means, a complete list, feel free to contribute your own suggestions.  [To read the American Book Review’s full list go HERE.]

Point go to any one who can name the author of all the books. (Hint: There’s a Ford Maddox Ford in there that I don’t expect any one to get.) You get bonus points for each book you’ve read.

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First Lines 3Oh, and incase you are keeping count… I didn’t do a hundred. I do have a little bit of a life to attend to…

July Creative Challenge Day 11: Parting Thoughts


July Creative Challenge, day 9: Grudge

 

 

 

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Close up grass (Photo credit: samk)

 

Siobhan Finch’s absence was noted.

 

 

 

 

 

The two old women tisk to one another about the situation as they as they shell peas and rock back and forth in their rocking chairs under the big chestnut tree in front of Auntie Bess’s cottage.

 

 

 

 

 

I listen as their gossip runs its usual course. My dollies, lined up in the carpet of grass before me, exchange wardrobes and hold their own silent conversations.

 

 

 

 

 

Da has sent me over to the cottage with my backpack of Barbies and a sack of pea pods. It is payment for the favor of watching me for the afternoon. The Aunties, Bess and Colleen, assured him it is “no trouble at all, don’t you know.” But he always sends me with something from our little farm, and, they always take it.

 

 

 

 

 

The Aunties don’t have a TV, but their cottage has a fairy tale feeling to it. It has a thatched roof and  the smell of baked goods lingers in the kitchen.

 

 

 

 

 

Auntie Colleen is famous throughout the county for the cookies and cakes she bakes in the wood burning stove. I was sworn by Virgin and all that is Holy NOT TO TOUCH that hot stove — if I did there would be no more cookies or cakes and worse would come in the after life. Of course, I made the promise. But, as I am almost always here in the afternoon, and the afternoon is the hottest part of the day, the baking is long finished and stove is cool by the time I arrive, so the warning, and the promise is hardly necessary.

 

 

 

 

 

Most days we sit under the big chestnut tree and talk. Or rather they talk and I listen. My Aunties have a very healthy distrust of silence and do all they can to fill it. Sometimes they retell stories that are so worked over and worn out that the original plot has a patchwork quilt of “hmmms” and “you knows” and private old lady giggles of things long remembered.

 

 

 

 

 

Today their chatter focuses on gossip. There had been a social at the church after services on Sunday. Auntie Bess had taken charge of the kitchen and, with the help of a half-dozen of St. Bridget’s finest, had put out a fine fish and ham dinner. Auntie Colleen headed up the dessert table and had been busy arranging and organizing the dozens of sweets as the baskets came in.

 

 

 

 

 

They discuss who brought which dish, who helped in the kitchen, who wore what, who sat near whom. They critique Pastor O’Grady’s grace and complain that Finella McDowell at twice as much dessert as anyone else.

 

 

 

 

 

They feed off each other, as usual, and what started as pleasant commentary became sharp-tongued and bitter bad-mouthing. And, as usual, they eventually turn to the subject of Siobhan Finch.

 

 

 

 

 

“I suppose she was too BUSY to make our little soiree.”
“Tch, too busy indeed. Too above it more like.”
“Couldn’t be bothered to help out the church.”
“Well, my dear I never thought she would make it.”
“Not that we missed her in the kitchen.”
“No, no, nor I, over at desserts.”

 

 

 

 

 

Then, as usual, they move back in time to some long ago slight that marked Siobhan Finch as a woman of scorn. She had once dated the boy Auntie Bess had marked as her beau. As far as I can tell it had only been one date and when Auntie Bess confronted her about it she broke it off with the young man. But still the nerve. She also had the gall to enter and WIN a baking contest in which Auntie Colleen was a contestant. Auntie Colleen was a God-fearing and humble woman, she had no claim on the Best Pie In County Slingo ribbon, but to lose to THAT woman. It was too much.

 

 

 

 

 

“Well, well, there was more sugar involved in all that than made it in the pie” Auntie Colleen nods toward me and Auntie Bess knows she is speaking in code. “Not that I could ever prove it.”

 

 

 

 

 

I begin to zone out. I’ve heard this story, these grudges a thousand times.

 

 

 

 

 

At supper when Da came to pick me up I kissed the Aunties good-bye and  slip into the pick up truck seat next to him. When we  clear the fence, and  I know we we’re out of hearing range I ask him why the Aunties still hate Siobhan Finch so much.

 

 

 

 

 

He shrugs.

 

 

 

 

 

“They’re Irish, darlin’. ”

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve heard that before. The Aunties themselves have told me never to cross an Irish man for he’ll remember the slight the rest of his life.

 

 

 

 

 

“But we’re Irish too, Da.”

 

 

 

 

 

I remind him. And I know he isn’t that way. I’ve seen him step away from a fight. I’ve known him to find a solution where others would just throw up their hands in disgust. I know my Da has the biggest heart in three counties.

 

 

 

 

 

As we pulled up the gravel drive to our farm-house he thinks some more on my question.

 

 

 

 

 

“Your Aunties like to hold on to things that hurt ‘em. They pet it, and squeeze it, and polish it, and love that pain to death. It’s as if that ole grudge is lump of coal and somehow, if they give it enough attention, they can it worry into a diamond. But in the end all they get is dirty hands.”

 

 

 

 

 

As he throws the truck into the park he looks over to me and asks if that makes sense.

 

 

 

 

 

In reply I spit into my hands and wipe them gingerly down the front of my dress.

 

 

 

 

 

He eyes me with that look — wondering what his crazy daughter is up to now.

 

 

 

 

 

“What’s that you’re doing darlin’?”
“Getting rid of the bad.” I tell him.

 

 

 

 

 

My Da lets out a mighty bark of laughter then spits in his own hands and wipes them on his overalls.

 

 

 

 

 

“Lets go get us some supper, then.”

 

 

 

 

 


July Creative Challenge, Day 8: Gardening

THE JOYS OF GARDENING

Tell me … how does YOUR garden grow? Mine grows rather wildly. A lot of sweat equity brings forth some lovely blooms and a few edibles but I’d have to say that guilt (over the un-weeded bits) and a sore back (when I tend to the weeded bits) generally out weigh the pretty flowers. I should be out there pulling and hoeing right now — before it gets too hot — instead I  write this blog. My words are my garden today.

I’m waiting for the Black Eyed Susans to come into full bloom. Their spidery petals have escaped their buds in the last day or two but they haven’t filled out yet. Soon, I tell myself… soon. And the Day Lilies are just about blossom too. Orange and black and yellow will soon fill my landscape.

Here’s a little acrostic poem witnessing my yin/yang relationship with my garden…

FLOWER ACROSTIC

I know that the garden is always better tended on the other side of the fence… so tell me… what are you growing — flowers or frustration?


July Creative Challenge Day 7: Courage

Harry Potter courage

“There are all kinds of courage,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. I therefore award ten points to Mr. Neville Longbottom.”
–Harry Potter and the Sorer’s Stone, J.K. Rowling

It comes in all shapes and sizes. Certainly we can find it in literature and pop culture. Who didn’t think of The Cowardly Lion or Courage the Cowardly Dog or Dumbledore’s speech on Courage when they read the prompt?  But it is found just as easily on the pages of history books and newspapers. And, of course it is found in every day moments that will never make a newscast and will hardly be remembered beyond the small circle of people who experienced it.

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THE BIG STORIES:

I talked to some people before writing this blog entry and asked them what Courage meant to them…what moments of courage could they point to. I got Big Story moments:

  • Martin Luther King crossing a bridge
  • Gandhi walking to the sea to make salt
  • Soldiers battling for freedom on D-Day
  • Nelson Mandela fighting apartheid
  • Edward R. Murrow taking down Joe McCarthy
  • Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walking on the alien surface of the Moon.
  • St. Joan, The Maid of Orléans, paying the ultimate price for leading the French army in the Hundred Years War.

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The Little Stories that made Big News:

Then there were acts of courage by every day people who made a big impact:

  • Rosa Parks and the Freedom Riders during the Civil Rights movement in the US
  • The unknown man standing in front of a row of tanks in Tiananmen Square
  • Irena Sendler, the Polish social worker who helped save 2,500 Jewish children from the Warsaw Ghetto by smuggling them out.
  • Passengers on Flight 93 storming the terrorist in the cockpit so the plane crashed in a field in Pennsylvania and not into the Capital Building in DC.
  • Malala Yousafzai, the teenaged girl who was shot in the head by the Taliban because she spoke out in favor of educating girls in Pakistan.
  • Edie Windsor, the plaintiff  in the recent Supreme Court ruling on DOMA who sued the government when the IRS  denied her refund for the federal estate taxes she paid after her spouse, Thea Spyer, died in 2009.

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Standing up in front of the Class Room:

Several people noted the special courage teachers have shown in protecting the children in their charge. Reader Mary L. wrote in to remind us of the following acts of courage in the classroom:

  • Sandy Hook Elementary School. Principle Dawn Hochsprung, school psychologist Mary Sherlach,  and teachers Victoria Soto and Anne Marie Murphy died confronting the gunman or shielding children that horrible day. Teachers  Maryrose Kristopik and Kaitlin Roig courageously hurried their wards into a closet or bathroom and barred the door so the gunman couldn’t get in.
  • Teachers in Moore, Oklahoma herded students into interior hall ways, closets and bathrooms and used their own bodies as shields as a recent tornado ripped Plaza Towers and  Briarwood Elementary schools apart. …

“At Briarwood Elementary, the students also went into the halls. But a third-grade teacher didn’t think it looked safe, so she herded some of the children into a closet, said David Wheeler, one of the fathers who tried to rush to the school after the tornado hit….The teacher shielded Wheeler’s 8-year-old son, Gabriel, with her arms and held him down as the tornado collapsed the school roof and starting lifting students upward with a pull so strong that it literally sucked glasses off kids’ faces, Wheeler said.” [Pennlive.com]

  • This year, on the first day of school, Robert Gladden brought a disassembled shotgun into Perry Hall High School near Baltimore and shot Daniel Borowy, a 17 year old student with Downs Syndrome.  Jesse Wasmer, a guidance councelor, and other faculty members risked getting shot themselves when they quickly restrained Gladden and sheilded Borowy and other students.

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Everyday Acts of Courage:

An act of courage = value. It doesn’t necesarrily = newsworthy.   In fact the lack of a camera or reporter has no baring on whether an act is couragous or not. The “news” part is just by-product, happenstance, a memory device.

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Courage is:

  • Standing up for whats right even when it isn’t popular.
  • Standing up for whats right even though some one you really love and respect doesn’t agree with you about it.
  • Standing up for whats right when YOU are the only one standing.

July Creative Challenge, Day 6: Family Vacation

LIL RITA FAMILY VACATION

I’m not sure who that boy is behind me. I don’t really recognize him. But to be fair I don’t recognize too much of “me” in the me of this old picture.

Clearly we are on vacation. That’s our camel colored tent in the background.

The size of my bosom indicates that I am in the 12-14 year old range. If my mouth were open I’d be able to date the photo more accurately by amount of hardware / braces on my teeth.

The necessity of a bandana indicates that this is a Wednesday or Thursday of our holiday from running water.

My family liked to take camping trips for vacations. We hit almost every park in our state with overnight tent facilities. As my sweatshirt indicates, we had a special fondness for Elk Neck State Park on the top eastern tip of Maryland. We also liked the far western side of the state with and camped several times in the Deep Creek area.

My mom would pack our Coleman freezer (which was the same color as our tent, except the door had a snazzy faux wood panel.) with ice, solid frozen meat, blocks of home made noodle casseroles, like Beef Stroganoff and cardboard cans of frozen lemonade and punch.  As the week wore on the ice melted. By mid-week — by the time this photo was taken — the meat had thawed, the Stroganoff was gone, and drinks were reduced to lemonade made from a powder and the warm water from a communal pump.

It never failed to rain on a family camping trip. Often we’d go to sleep to the sound of the rain hitting the outside of our canvas tent and awake to find our air mattresses floating in a pond inside.

When it was hot it was REALLY hot. No air conditioning. No fans just 6 sticky, stinking,  hot,  people in a tent.

The bugs sucked. (The mosquitos literally sucked.)

On the plus side the Rangers were always great, pleasant and a little weird (in a good way). They seemed to have an endless supply of stuff-to-do-with-bored-kids up their sleeves. Like the Ranger who taught us how to find water using two sticks.  (Sure it was going to RAIN in two hours — it always did — but we had sticks just in case.) Or the wonderful Ranger who took us on a night-time walk that ended in a meadow. Just before we trail opened up to the meadow we had to turn off our flashlights and hold on to the person in front of us by the shoulder. Then we had to close our eyes as he lead us the last 100 feet or so into the meadow. SURE now it sounds like something in a horror movie, but what really happened was our eyes adjusted to the dark and as we got to the opening of the meadow and  we saw the most fantastic display of stars. We could see the Milky Way with the naked eye, and falling stars. We spent about an hour craning our necks to learn about the constellations. It was fabulous.

You also got to meet a bunch a new people every time you pitched your tent.

To be fair, most of the camping grounds now have shower houses and communal FLUSH toilets. However… I think if my husband suggested we take a weeklong “Vacation” in a tent with out running water — Um, no. That girl no longer exist.


July Creative Challenge, Day 5: Rainbow

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Ohhh so many RAINBOW images to choose from, its hard to pick just one. They seem to be everywhere.

The other day I was in town looking for a car. A storm had just blown through, and when the downpour ended the sales man and I went out onto the lot. He kept looking distractedly over my shoulder. That seemed odd, considering he was laser focused on trying to sell me a car at all other points in our conversation. That was his job after all. Then after a few minutes he just stopped his sales pitch. He gave up talk of miles-per-gallon-highway, and automatic-transmission and rear-window-defrosters. His smile turned from sales-man professional to shy and wonder-filled. “Sorry” he said with a nod, “but there’s the most amazing rainbow behind you.” I turned around. And sure enough he was right.

I haven’t decided on the car, but I think the guy turned from “Sales man” to HUMAN in that instant. Rainbows can do that.

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I think my favorite Rainbow story happened when my daughter was little. A raucous thunderstorm came through the area and left us with a few downed branches and an awesome rainbow.

It was the biggest, closest, most vibrant rainbow I’ve ever seen.

Clear from the danger of the storm my daughter and I put on our rain boots. I took her hand  and we walked over to the edge of the neighbor’s cornfield.

The corn was hip high to me, but was just at above her head.

The edge of our known world.

A fence that divided us from else-where and other-ness.

It felt as if we two were all alone in our little Zone.

I picked her up and held her on my hip as we watched the rainbow and sang nonsense songs and talked.

I knew that the rainbow would fade as the angle of the sun adjusted, but this memory would remain brilliantly vivid thru the red, orange, yellow, green, blue and indigo of life.

 

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July Creative Challenge Day 4: PRIDE

Well, it’s the Fourth of July and here in America that elicits a lot of PRIDE in our Founding Fathers. So for today’s challenge I did a word collage based on the Declaration of Independence  and the original signers.

My Declaration word collage.

My Declaration word collage.

The Declaration is an amazing document and it is worth a trip to the National Archives in Washington DC to see it in person (along with the Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the 1217 Magna Carta. I’d also strongly suggest a trip to Independence Hall in Philadelphia, PA where the Declaration was debated and adopted.

Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

Like the Bible and the Constitution people read the Declaration in different ways, often to fit their specific needs. Indeed, when Jefferson, Adams, Franklin, Livingston and Sherman put their heads together to come up with the document they had their disagreements, and before the Second Continental Congress finally adopted it copious compromises had to be accommodated. Alas, certain races and sexes had been edited out of the “all men” altogether (not that women were ever really in the mix to begin with.) Yet, despite it’s flaws and the flaws of the men who signed it, the Declaration remains one of the best treatises on the rights of individual man and of independent states ever written.

I encourage you to read it in its entirety. Here’s a full transcript of the Declaration. Or to listen to it HERE from NPR.

The Assembly Room inside Independence Hall, where the Declaration of Independence was signed.

The Assembly Room inside Independence Hall, where the Declaration of Independence was adopted.

For more information on the signers I suggest delving into the profiles posted on The Society of The Descendants of the Signers of the declaration of Independence.   Click HERE to read about John Penn from North Carolina (who I picked at random). John Penn was instrumental in organizing the North Carolina delegates to vote for Independence. He:

  • He served in the Continental Congress for six years
  • He signed the Declaration of Independence
  • He signed the Articles of Confederation
  • He signed the Halifax Resolves (the North Carolina Constitution)
  • He was virtual dictator of North Carolina at what arguably was the turning point of the American Revolution in 1781-1782 [DSDI1776.com]
John Penn (Continental Congress)

John Penn (Continental Congress) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


Friday “Fiction” — How to Fold a Towel

I usually reserve Fridays for fiction writing. Armed with a writing prompt provided by WordPress blogger, SidevieW, I’ve spent the past month generating Friday’s fiction based on her theme. Today’s theme “DOING IT RIGHT” has less of fiction feel… Here goes…

Which is the right way?

Which is the right way?

Towel Wars

My mother has ONE way to fold a towel. The right way.

  • Lay the towel on a flat surface
  • fold the width of the towel in thirds
  • then fold it in half length wise
  • and fold in half again.

It makes for a nice compact square of towel-ly goodness.

Mom's method. Start with a flat towel. Four steps later... You've done it "the right way."

Mom’s method. Start with a flat towel. Four steps later… You’ve done it “the right way.”

Martha Steward folds her towels that way. So does Oprah. But, let me be clear… my mom did it first. (Maybe not first in the whole world, but before these two gals became daytime goddesses.)

Necessity being the mother of invention, mom came up with that method so they’d fit nicely into our linen closet. In fact, on laundry day, after the towels had been washed, line dried and folded (properly) and the linen closet reloaded to its towel storage capacity you couldn’t get anything else in there.

My mom must have had an innate sense of towel geometry. Her towel-to-linen closet ratio was absolutely pitch perfect.

The towels were so compactly and precisely placed in that closet that the first person to take a bath was in serious danger or toppling the whole works if they pulled out the top towel too gingerly.

And if the towel had been folded the wrong way, or had been placed in the closet askew… it just would not have worked. They wouldn’t have fit. That’s because there’s a right way of doing something and a wrong way of doing it.

We tried to rebel of course. As we came into our teen years we JUST KNEW that mom’s insistence that we fold the towels “in thirds and in thirds again” was just some 1950’s drivel — like dressing up and fixing your hair to go food shopping.

We tried:

  • folding them in half and then in half again (too wide and too flat).
  • foldeing in half (short side) and rolling. (too long).
  • kind of folding them and stuffing them in (known as the “brother special” — on the rare occasion that he did it at all — (um no.)

No, no. No. NO. Any job worth doing is worth doing right. So you might as well do it right the first time… because mom is only going to make you do it again… the right way.

When my parents downsized from our family home and looked for a condo I don’t think my mom took a folded towel with her on the real estate showings.  But I’m pretty sure she had that inner towel calculator going in her head. A condo without a proper linen closet wasn’t going to pass muster.

Perhaps it is my rebellious nature, my sheer laziness, or the configuration of our towel storage area but I do not use the 3 x 3 folding method mom favored. I fold my towels in half lengthwise, give them a 90 degree turn, fold in half again, then starting at the bound side (not the fold side) roll them tightly.

Crazy, I know, but it works. And, for us it’s just the right way of doing it.

My method. Start with a flat towel. Three steps later... towel nirvana. (OK I'm biased.)

My method. Start with a flat towel. Three steps later… towel nirvana. (OK I’m biased.)

Here’s an alarmingly loud video from “Ask the Decorator” that shows three ways to fold towels.