Personally I think this would make an awesome children’s book. Any one want to publish it with me?
A Anne Anxious Heart (Persuasion)
B Captain Benwick’s Buried Beloved (Persuasion)
C Courteous Colonel Brandon (Sense and Sensibility)
D Donwell Abbey’s Drafty Hall (Emma)
E Elinor & Edwards’ Eternal Love (Sense and Sensibility)
F Frank Churchill’s Fancy Hair Cut (Emma)
G The Gardiner’s of Grace Church Street (Pride and Prejudice)
H Harriet’s Humble Beginnings (Emma)
I Ignorant, Idle Mrs. Elton (Emma)
J Jane’s Jade Necklace (Pride and Prejudice)
K Knightly’s Kind Heart (Emma)
L Lizzie’s Lovely Eyes (Pride and Prejudice)
M Margaret’s Marvelous Atlas (Sense and Sensibility)
N Nights at Northanger Abbey (Northanger Abbey)
O Overbearing, Obstinate Lady Catherine(Pride & Prejudice)
P Picking Plump Strawberries (Emma)
Q Quixotically, Quiet Jane Fairfax (Emma)
R Ridiculous, Rotund Mr. Rushworth (Mansfield Park)
S Stupid, Selfish Lydia! (Pride & Prejudice)
T Tiring Teas with Fanny (Sense and Sensibility)
U Emma’s Ubiquitous Umbrella (Emma)
V Vain, Villainous Wickham (Pride & Prejudice)
W Willoughby’s Wayward Ways (Sense and Sensibility)
X Darcy’s Xenophobic View of Society. (Pride & Prejudice)
Y A Year of Yawning in Bath (Persuasion)
Z Zillions of Accolades by a Rosings Zealot (Pride & Prejudice)
ritaLOVEStoWRITE 
May 31st, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Nice. Could you do it like Gorey’s “Gashlycrumb Tinies”? N has always been my favorite. “N is for Neville who died of ennui.”
May 31st, 2012 at 5:49 pm
I’ve never read “Gashlycrumb Tinies” but I love Gorey from Mystery and other things. I’d love to have the illustrations done in a similar style. … I just looked the book up on Amazon. Oh, dear. I think THAT is a must have.